May 7, 2008

Loud Pipes Save Lives My Ass…

Filed under: general bitching — shlampe @ 2:43 pm

Ok, I’ve had enough of loud motorcycles. I think it’s time to fight back. I’m not a violent person, so I think rather than just hitting them, we should find a little more elegant way of reprimanding these rude individuals who pollute our ears with their rumbling ego machines.

So, you’re asking yourself, “Self, what’s Josh thinking here?” To which I say, “THE CHICKEN DANCE!”

Yup, the Chicken Dance. Not only is that song annoying when you hear it but it sticks in your head for hours and sometimes days afterwards. I say, to each and everyone of you out there, put a bullhorn on the front and back of your car and when one of those overcompensating idiots with a loud engine comes roaring past you, don’t flip’em the bird, GIVE THEM THE CHICKEN! Get that song stuck in their head until they see some sense or are just so scared to go out on the road on their motorcycle for fear that they’re going to be chicken dancing their way through the rest of the week that they silence their vehicles and stop their noise pollution. And if you have one of those people that just keeps doing it, follow them to their house and drive past once an hour at 2 in the morning with the Chicken Dance blaring.

And when they tell you it’s rude to make so much noise with your Chicken Dance Mobile(TM) tell them that it’s a proven fact that blaring the Chicken Dance while you’re driving makes you more noticeable to others on the road!

And that’s not all! Use it for boats! Use it for bars, Use it for that annoying neighbor who laughs too loud! It’s time for a revolution in noise pollution! It’s time to Chicken Dance for Peace (and quiet)!

May 6, 2008

yeah yeah yeah, it’s been a while…

Filed under: Coding, Design, General, Inspiration, general bitching, music — shlampe @ 11:01 am

So here’s what’s been going on.  Working like an idiot but getting good things done.  In the last 2 weeks, we’ve launched, http://www.savannahtech.edu and http://www.ccls.org both sites we’re really happy with, have a look through.

On another note, SWG has a new bass player and we’re working on new music so hopefully we’ll be playing out shortly.

And another other note, the Choral Arts Society is singing this weekend and I’ll be singing with them (provided my clothes have arrived by then, have to call the Tux shop and make sure they’re there…)  It’s a pretty cool program so check it out if you’re free saturday night or sunday afternoon.

And finally, something for the creative in you, Nike’s new ad campaign is pretty sweet. http://www.youtube.com/nikefootball 

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