Loud Pipes Save Lives My Ass…
Ok, I’ve had enough of loud motorcycles. I think it’s time to fight back. I’m not a violent person, so I think rather than just hitting them, we should find a little more elegant way of reprimanding these rude individuals who pollute our ears with their rumbling ego machines.
So, you’re asking yourself, “Self, what’s Josh thinking here?” To which I say, “THE CHICKEN DANCE!”
Yup, the Chicken Dance. Not only is that song annoying when you hear it but it sticks in your head for hours and sometimes days afterwards. I say, to each and everyone of you out there, put a bullhorn on the front and back of your car and when one of those overcompensating idiots with a loud engine comes roaring past you, don’t flip’em the bird, GIVE THEM THE CHICKEN! Get that song stuck in their head until they see some sense or are just so scared to go out on the road on their motorcycle for fear that they’re going to be chicken dancing their way through the rest of the week that they silence their vehicles and stop their noise pollution. And if you have one of those people that just keeps doing it, follow them to their house and drive past once an hour at 2 in the morning with the Chicken Dance blaring.
And when they tell you it’s rude to make so much noise with your Chicken Dance Mobile(TM) tell them that it’s a proven fact that blaring the Chicken Dance while you’re driving makes you more noticeable to others on the road!
And that’s not all! Use it for boats! Use it for bars, Use it for that annoying neighbor who laughs too loud! It’s time for a revolution in noise pollution! It’s time to Chicken Dance for Peace (and quiet)!
I hope you didn’t come up with this on your employers time.
Comment by kuz — May 7, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
Yeah, I couldn’t agree more. My solution was not nearly as creative as your’s – I wanted everyone to carry one of those gas powered boat horns in their cars and every time one of those inconsiderate idiots was next to them – blast the hell out of them with it. Ah well – probably never happen.
Comment by Dick — May 8, 2008 @ 10:20 am
Yeah, masturbation is cool.
Comment by TomDog — May 13, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
My pipes just got a whole lot shorter along with my temper. Maybe you should handout earplugs when you thrash your axe in public. I’d rather hear the sweet music of AMERICAN THUNDER anytime and I don’t mean the kind that comes from your wind breaking ass! See you on the road fart knocker.
Comment by TAZ@freedumriderz.org — June 4, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
I agree with TomDog.
Comment by TAZ@freedumriderz.org — June 4, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
I know that guy “Taz” and he is full of “it”! I have “good” sources report that “Taz” rides a “Japanese” bike. The “nerve” of these people! Those “SuperBikes” make just as much noise as “Harleys” and “other” “custom” bikes “out” there. I “bet” that he “has” a “tin” “can” exhaust on “his” car. “Boy”, I “really” hate “annoying” “motorists”!
Comment by TomDog — June 11, 2008 @ 11:25 am
Wow!!!! I thought TomDog was my bro. We really had a connection at the Seisoltzville Fire Department bike raffle. Maybe it was the twenty three Miller Lites talkin’. Just goes to show you can’t trust everyone that wears a leather jacket. Your ass is grass and I’m the mower Tom Doggiestyle.
Comment by TAZ@freedumriderz.org — June 11, 2008 @ 12:11 pm
“Bro” Huh? You tell me “where” and “when” “Taz”, I’ll be “there”!
Comment by TomDog — June 11, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
I wouldn’t give you the pleasure donkeypuncher. What, so you can ambush me with jarhead buddies? Nice try dillhole.
Comment by TAZ@freedumriderz.org — June 11, 2008 @ 1:34 pm
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Comment by TomDog — June 11, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
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Comment by TomDog — June 11, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
I can’t stay mad at you.:) I don’t even know why we were
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fighting in the first placeplace.:) You complete me!
Comment by TAZ@freedumriderz.org — June 11, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
I’m assuming it’s a fairly slow day down at general science? Does your boss know how you’re spending company time?
Comment by shlampe — June 11, 2008 @ 2:26 pm
This is a closed conversation a-hole! Please get off of this website!:-(
Comment by TomDog — June 11, 2008 @ 2:29 pm
Get a life stroke
I make the rules.
Comment by TAZ@freedumriderz.org — June 11, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
Yeah, you tell’em Taz ;-D
Comment by TomDog — June 11, 2008 @ 2:31 pm
Pretty easy to go shooting your mouth off from behind a keyboard shlampe. Who the hell are you anyway? Get off our blog.
Comment by TAZ@freedumriderz.org — June 11, 2008 @ 2:37 pm
Hmmm… So tempting to just delete.
Comment by shlampe — June 11, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
Yeah, why don’t get off our blog ramrod! You are gonna scare all of the hot chicks looking for men away!
Comment by TomDog — June 11, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
21 comments! I love it!
Comment by TomDog — June 11, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
couldn’t your time be better spent, i don’t know, picking lint out of your navel?
Comment by shlampe — June 11, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
bellybutton is all clean(I like to use alcohol on a swab), so lets start blogging! Did you ever smell your finger after digging around in there? It smells like sugar, you should try it.
Comment by TAZ@freedumriderz.org — June 12, 2008 @ 6:15 am
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Comment by TomDog — June 12, 2008 @ 12:14 pm
“Loud pipes save lives” was a good blog and all but it’s played out. I’m bloggin’ somewhere else for now. TAZ will be back…..say it like the Terminator.
Comment by TAZ@freedumriderz.org — June 17, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
Nothing New? Lets Blog!
Comment by TomDog — July 2, 2008 @ 10:57 am
Got Blog?
Comment by TomDog — July 2, 2008 @ 10:58 am
I heard the guys at Standing Stone have been swamped moving into the new office. Penthouse views of uptown E.Greenville, valet parking or should I say valley parking(LOL)…very upscale stuff. Let me know when the Upper Perk Police have another pigeon shoot.
Comment by TAZ@freedumriderz.org — July 2, 2008 @ 11:19 am
I don’t understand why there aren’t any pictures of the new digs here on the blog. Insert wise remarks here like … they don’t know how to up load them or …..
Comment by Dick — July 2, 2008 @ 3:17 pm