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		<title>Ugghhh&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://theopendispatch.com/2009/01/12/ugghhh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shlampe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/redmond/projects/songsmith/
Edit:  OH, and yeah, it&#8217;s a micro$oft commmercial and they&#8217;re using a macbook from crApple.
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<p>Edit:  OH, and yeah, it&#8217;s a micro$oft commmercial and they&#8217;re using a macbook from crApple.</p>
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		<title>Loud Pipes Save Lives My Ass&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://theopendispatch.com/2008/05/07/loud-pipes-save-lives-my-ass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 19:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shlampe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, I&#8217;ve had enough of loud motorcycles.  I think it&#8217;s time to fight back.  I&#8217;m not a violent person, so I think rather than just hitting them, we should find a little more elegant way of reprimanding these rude individuals who pollute our ears with their rumbling ego machines.
So, you&#8217;re asking yourself, &#8220;Self, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, I&#8217;ve had enough of loud motorcycles.  I think it&#8217;s time to fight back.  I&#8217;m not a violent person, so I think rather than just hitting them, we should find a little more elegant way of reprimanding these rude individuals who pollute our ears with their rumbling ego machines.</p>
<p>So, you&#8217;re asking yourself, &#8220;Self, what&#8217;s Josh thinking here?&#8221;  To which I say, &#8220;THE CHICKEN DANCE!&#8221;</p>
<p>Yup, the Chicken Dance.  Not only is that song annoying when you hear it but it sticks in your head for hours and sometimes days afterwards.  I say, to each and everyone of you out there, put a bullhorn on the front and back of your car and when one of those overcompensating idiots with a loud engine comes roaring past you, don&#8217;t flip&#8217;em the bird, GIVE THEM THE CHICKEN!  Get that song stuck in their head until they see some sense or are just so scared to go out on the road on their motorcycle for fear that they&#8217;re going to be chicken dancing their way through the rest of the week that they silence their vehicles and stop their noise pollution.  And if you have one of those people that just keeps doing it, follow them to their house and drive past once an hour at 2 in the morning with the Chicken Dance blaring.</p>
<p>And when they tell you it&#8217;s rude to make so much noise with your Chicken Dance Mobile(TM) tell them that it&#8217;s a proven fact that blaring the Chicken Dance while you&#8217;re driving makes you more noticeable to others on the road!</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s not all!  Use it for boats!  Use it for bars, Use it for that annoying neighbor who laughs too loud!  It&#8217;s time for a revolution in noise pollution!  It&#8217;s time to Chicken Dance for Peace (and quiet)!</p>
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		<title>yeah yeah yeah, it&#8217;s been a while&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://theopendispatch.com/2008/05/06/yeah-yeah-yeah-its-been-a-while/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 16:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shlampe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here&#8217;s what&#8217;s been going on.  Working like an idiot but getting good things done.  In the last 2 weeks, we&#8217;ve launched, http://www.savannahtech.edu and http://www.ccls.org both sites we&#8217;re really happy with, have a look through.
On another note, SWG has a new bass player and we&#8217;re working on new music so hopefully we&#8217;ll be playing out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So here&#8217;s what&#8217;s been going on.  Working like an idiot but getting good things done.  In the last 2 weeks, we&#8217;ve launched, <a href="http://www.savannahtech.edu" target="_blank">http://www.savannahtech.edu</a> and <a href="http://www.ccls.org" target="_blank">http://www.ccls.org</a> both sites we&#8217;re really happy with, have a look through.</p>
<p>On another note, SWG has a new bass player and we&#8217;re working on new music so hopefully we&#8217;ll be playing out shortly.</p>
<p>And another other note, the Choral Arts Society is singing this weekend and I&#8217;ll be singing with them (provided my clothes have arrived by then, have to call the Tux shop and make sure they&#8217;re there&#8230;)  It&#8217;s a pretty cool program so check it out if you&#8217;re free saturday night or sunday afternoon.</p>
<p>And finally, something for the creative in you, Nike&#8217;s new ad campaign is pretty sweet. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/nikefootball" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/nikefootball </a></p>
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		<title>A whole lot of suck</title>
		<link>http://theopendispatch.com/2008/02/05/a-whole-lot-of-suck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:12:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shlampe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, the past couple of weeks have been a whole bunch of suck.  I was in the Carolinas two weeks ago and had a great trip.  Meeting with new people that we&#8217;re hopefully going to have a strong business relationship with and also meeting with some clients down there.  Lots of travel, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, the past couple of weeks have been a whole bunch of suck.  I was in the Carolinas two weeks ago and had a great trip.  Meeting with new people that we&#8217;re hopefully going to have a strong business relationship with and also meeting with some clients down there.  Lots of travel, but well worth it.</p>
<p>Got back and it all started to go downhill.  Stacie&#8217;s grandfather died on that sunday.  It was a very sad day for her and definitely tough.  The funeral was friday and was very nice.  An interesting anecdote from the funeral, a close friend of ours brought her grandfather to the funeral, he&#8217;d never met Stacie&#8217;s grandfather Robert, but at the end of the ceremony walked up to the casket and saluted him.  Both are WW2 vets.  You just don&#8217;t see camraderie like that anymore and the mutual respect.  It really hit me pretty hard and I teared up a little.  It&#8217;s just amazing how such a small gesture can have such an emotional impact.</p>
<p>Ever since the last gig w/ Sweetwood Groove, i&#8217;ve had this nagging feeling that something weird was going on with the bass player.  Wouldn&#8217;t send me an e-mail more than 2 words long, wouldn&#8217;t return phone calls etc&#8230;  Turns out that he wants to go back to being a 3 piece jazz fusion thing and we were getting too rock oriented.  Which is really too bad, we were making some damned fine music and had written a bunch of new songs in a couple of months.  I&#8217;m sure that there&#8217;s a whole lot more to it than they want to go back to a 3 piece.  It&#8217;s more along the lines of I push hard and have very strong opinions.  I always try and be as magnanimus as possible, but sometimes it doesn&#8217;t happen.  I think a lot of it has to do with power as well.  I have a tendency to take things over when I&#8217;m involved with them (as singer, guitarist, songwriter, experienced performer and experienced recording artist, i also have a lot more experience).  So when I see someone making a mistake that I&#8217;ve made I usually try and let them make it so they&#8217;ll learn from it the way I did.  However, I refuse to make the same mistakes twice, so if someone&#8217;s trying to get me to do something that I know won&#8217;t work because I&#8217;ve tried it before, I&#8217;ll say no.  Which if you&#8217;re as strong willed as I am can be annoying.  So, now I have to find a new band to play with.  Which sucks.  I&#8217;m hoping that this will all turn out for the best and by them kicking me out, i&#8217;ll go on to find something better, but over the last 4 years, I&#8217;ve built or helped build 3 bands from the ground up and none of them have done anything.  It&#8217;s getting a little frustrating.  It&#8217;s a shame that the same respect that the WW2 vets show each other has become so non-existent in a lot of todays day to day life.</p>
<p>Ok, enough bitching sorry to rant this long.  How &#8217;bout them Giants! As an Eagles fan, it was tough to cheer for them, but I just am a little sick of the Pats winning.</p>
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		<title>6 a.m.</title>
		<link>http://theopendispatch.com/2008/01/07/6-am/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shlampe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, Stacie and I decided that since the new YMCA opened up, we&#8217;d start going to the gym in the morning.  What a stupid idea that is!  Now, not only am I tired from waking up at the crack of you know who, i&#8217;m sore from lifting weights.  All that crap that people try and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, Stacie and I decided that since the new YMCA opened up, we&#8217;d start going to the gym in the morning.  What a stupid idea that is!  Now, not only am I tired from waking up at the crack of you know who, i&#8217;m sore from lifting weights.  All that crap that people try and tell you about, &#8220;oh!  working out first thing in the morning is great, then you&#8217;re energized for the rest of the day!&#8221; what a load of whooey.  Next time someone says something like that to me i&#8217;m just gonna punch&#8217;em in the gut&#8230; See how they like doing their morning crunches then!</p>
<p>Ok, maybe i&#8217;m just a little delirious from lack of sleep.  I&#8217;m hoping this will all get better as the week moves on and I/we get used to waking up so frickin&#8217; early.  When you&#8217;re used to going to bed at 12 or 1 and getting up around 8 or 9, waking up at 6 is quite the shock to the system&#8230;  Somehow i get the feeling i&#8217;m going to be going to bed a whole lot earlier.</p>
<p>In other news, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJUBFkVrk9s" target="_blank">please enjoy this wonderful new product</a> courtesy of Jason&#8230;</p>
<p>And in MORE other news.  Keep an  eye out on <a href="http://standingstonemedia.com" target="_blank">standingstonemedia.com</a> for some pretty exciting news coming up in the next few weeks.  More work, more challenges, more stress, more of everything a growing boy (or in this case company) needs!</p>
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		<title>What a frickin&#8217; learning experience&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://theopendispatch.com/2007/12/02/what-a-frickin-learning-experience/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shlampe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve done a lot of online collaborations in the past.  I always have a great time doing it even though it&#8217;s a fair amount of work.  I&#8217;ve always been just the singer which is what I&#8217;m basically best at.  This time there was an opportunity for me to be a producer [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I&#8217;ve done a lot of online collaborations in the past.  I always have a great time doing it even though it&#8217;s a fair amount of work.  I&#8217;ve always been just the singer which is what I&#8217;m basically best at.  This time there was an opportunity for me to be a producer and I though, &#8220;yeah, I&#8217;ve always produced my own stuff it&#8217;ll be a blast and I&#8217;ll hopefully end up with a song that I&#8217;m really proud of&#8221;.  Turns out I&#8217;m an idiot.  You know how you always look at someone doing a job and you think, &#8220;that&#8217;s bullshit, they get paid how much?  I could do that job 10 times better than them&#8221;?  That was kind of my line of thinking although a little more along the lines of: I can probably do this and i hope it works out&#8230;</p>
<p>Cut to 6 weeks later.  Everything&#8217;s coming a long fairly well, but MAN am I a fish out of water.  The people that I&#8217;m working with are all really professional and very cool and that&#8217;s awesome.  I picked a country song to record and got a few curve balls thrown my way which has made me re-think a fair amount of how the song will end up going.  I&#8217;m sure that we&#8217;re going to end up with a song that I&#8217;m proud to say that I&#8217;ve worked on, but let me tell you about the organizational skills and the ear for music that it takes to do a lot of this.  There are guys on my team that picked stuff out 2 weeks ago that I&#8217;m just realizing now.  Granted I&#8217;m doing this as a learning experience, but no one likes to feel stupid.  Thankfully the other people on this team are gracious enough to not call me an A-hole&#8230;  </p>
<p>So if you&#8217;re wondering where I&#8217;ve been.  I&#8217;ve been working on this tune.  Not to mention being in North Carolina for a couple of days meeting all of the very cool people that we work with down there.  And working on new music w/ Sweetwood groove (got 3.5 new songs put together over the last 2 weeks and I&#8217;m REALLY psyched about them).  Of course there&#8217;s always work/holiday/other crap that always goes along with&#8230;  Anyway, I just had to put this out there.  The next time you&#8217;re maligning producers as gasbag knowitalls whodon&#8217;tknowshit.  Give it a second thought.  They might not be making music you like, but it&#8217;s likely that they know their shit&#8230;</p>
<p>On another note.  I&#8217;ve got some great photos from Thanksgiving, should be posting them in the next couple of days, i think i&#8217;ve explained why I might be a little late&#8230; <img src='http://theopendispatch.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Damnit</title>
		<link>http://theopendispatch.com/2007/11/19/damnit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shlampe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So sometimes you&#8217;re just trying to help yourself out and you cause that much more of a headache for yourself.  I was trying to upgrade the minimal blog software that I had installed here while I was out in Chicago.  I did a fine job of adding in a wysiwyg editor and everything was working [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So sometimes you&#8217;re just trying to help yourself out and you cause that much more of a headache for yourself.  I was trying to upgrade the minimal blog software that I had installed here while I was out in Chicago.  I did a fine job of adding in a wysiwyg editor and everything was working wonderfully, until i looked @ the front end and realized that I&#8217;d hosed up everything there.  So I figured, well, that&#8217;s easy enough I&#8217;ll just re-upload the file that I&#8217;d overwritten.  Nope, can&#8217;t do that, I&#8217;d deleted them.  Okey dokey then, i&#8217;ll just go re-download them from the creator and then re-upload them.  Nope.  He&#8217;s deleted them from his site over the last month.  So now wtf do I do?  Well, I install WordPress and go from there.  So if you&#8217;ve noticed over the morning that there&#8217;s something screwy here, then now you know why.  Friggin&#8217; technology.  I tell you what!  Now of course the design&#8217;s a little off as well, i&#8217;ll need to clean that up asap but in the meantime at least it ain&#8217;t broke (what&#8217;s the old addage, if it ain&#8217;t broke don&#8217;t fix it.  or is it what can go wrong on a monday morning will go wrong on a monday morning.  or I can get a good look at a piece of steak by sticking my head up a cows ass but I&#8217;d rather take the butchers word for it)&#8230;  Ok, enough.  I&#8217;ll be posting some music from friday night later, if only i&#8217;d just written the HTML to show it rather than deciding i wanted to save myself some time I wouldn&#8217;t have these issues.</p>
<p>Oh, and update your RSS if you&#8217;ve got it, this one&#8217;s different&#8230;</p>
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